Evaluation Humor

I had to laugh the other day as I was filling out class evaluations. This is an actual question from the eval:

The instructor maintained control over the class.

Strongly Agree
Agree
Disagree
Strongly Disagree
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Shouldn’t we be focusing on things like learning objectives were met, instructor was available during office hours and tests were graded fairly and accurately?

To me, this question speaks volumes to the caliber of students and the problems that plague administers. Sad, sad, sad.