Eggs Suck
Tonight was egg cookery. Solo production (meaning no partner to lean on). It was the most asinine class thus far.
Tonight the following events occurred in class:
Burns
Grades of zero for failing to finish all required dishes
An emotional meltdown, complete with tears
Obsessive cursing
More burns
A melted knife (yes, they melt)
And the worst part is - I’m describing all of the things that happened to ME tonight.
How, might I ask, do eggs (yes EGGS) make a girl cry? If you can figure that out, please let me know. I have 2 days to get my shit together before I have to make eggs for my final.
And, I might need to let the FBI know that my fingerprints have been modified by fire.
2 comments:
was this just for boiled eggs?
:o(
No boiled eggs. We made soft scrambled eggs, American omelet, French omelet, cheese soufflé and egg tortilla.
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