Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Eggs Suck

Tonight was egg cookery. Solo production (meaning no partner to lean on). It was the most asinine class thus far.

Tonight the following events occurred in class:
Grades of zero for failing to finish all required dishes
An emotional meltdown, complete with tears
Obsessive cursing
More burns
A melted knife (yes, they melt)

And the worst part is - I’m describing all of the things that happened to ME tonight.

How, might I ask, do eggs (yes EGGS) make a girl cry? If you can figure that out, please let me know. I have 2 days to get my shit together before I have to make eggs for my final.

And, I might need to let the FBI know that my fingerprints have been modified by fire.


Tony said...

was this just for boiled eggs?


Allison said...

No boiled eggs. We made soft scrambled eggs, American omelet, French omelet, cheese soufflé and egg tortilla.