Screw School

I have a new car to play with! That’s right, I’m the proud owner of a new 2007 Toyota Camry XLE. It’s my second Camry and fourth Toyota (see requirement number 20). And it has absolutely nothing to do with food. Unless you consider the fact that I might have to stop eating in order to make my car payments. Ha!

Tomorrow I’ll be joining a new club. My lovely friend J is the founder of this club. It’s called “Tram Parking.” This means that no matter where you go (work, school, the movies, restaurants or otherwise) you park as far away as possible from civilization to avoid door dings, inadvertent keyings and unnecessary bird poop. If you’re lucky, a tram will transport you from parking spot to ridiculously far away destination. If not, well, you’ll get a nice workout as a consolation prize.